I loved you in Winning London and Holiday in the Sun

Why don’t you two come over? And have a little fun

You two are the bomb, you’re a pretty sight

I’ll invite you over, and we’ll fill my house tonight

The cops they call it abduction

But I just think its seduction

Ashley and Mary-Kate

You make me want to masturbate!

Mary-Kate and Ashley

Let’s go do the nasty!

I don’t care which is which, you are two of a kind

You both are so good, you blow more than my mind

I don’t need no love, don’t need no affection

But baby it takes two, To give me an erection

Sex with you is on my day planner

So stay away from Dan Tanner