Sitting in my room the paint is chipping off the wall

Every time I look I see another piece fall

I don’t have any money and there is no food in sight

I guess I won’t be eating any Chinese food tonight

I eat paint chips I like how they crunch

I eat paint chips for breakfast and lunch

I eat paint chips bursting with flavor

Eat some now save some for later

My friends call me a mutant when they see my tongue is green

They all say it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen

I just say “that’s ignorant” and keep on doing what I do

But I’ll be the one laughing last when I make my tongue turn blue